Today, we will capture a potentially dangerous book. I'm a little
worried.
Space Rep: Why? We spacenap books all the time.
Liza: True, but this book is about superheroes. And when you pit
yourself against a hero you become what?
Space Rep: I don't know.
Liza: Squished if you aren't careful.
Space Rep: Maybe we shouldn't spacenap anything.
Liza: We've no choice. It's what we do. So turn off the
microwave and turn on the transponder.
Space Rep: I got a bad feeling about this.
Liza: I'm not feeling warm and fuzzy either.
Welcome Adrenaline Rush. Mind if I call you Rush?
Book: Well, I am in a hurry, so ...why not?
Liza: So
tell us about yourself.
Rush: Ace Hudson has worked for his brother, Draco, at Powers, Inc. since it
opened.
Liza: Yes, I recall reading about
that in another book. I believe you can no longer go into work because of
a dalliance with you handler.
Rush: *Pages flutter* Not me. My
character Ace did that. I'm a proper book and mind my pages. Unfortunately, Ace
is not so constrained. May I continue MY story please.
Liza: Yes, of course.
Rush: Ace spends his days
trying to balance his job of protecting the world with taking care of his
teenage brother, Lael.
Liza: He must be exhausted.
Rush: Actually, just the
opposite. He must spend his nights trying to overcome the overabundance of
adrenaline in his body that makes him lose control.
Liza: By himself? That sounds
boring. He needs to get a new girlfriend. Just one that isn't his handler.
Rush: He does have a secret crush
on a celebrity chef who makes home-cooked meals look sexier than they have a
right to be.
Liza:
That sounds interesting. Tell me more
Rush:
Alice Styles runs an empire based on her ability to make people want to eat
what she cooks. When she’s nearly killed on live television in a situation
straight out of one of her childhood nightmares, she reluctantly asks Ace
Hudson to help keep her safe.
Liza: And
it was love at first sight.
Rush: Not
even close. It was instant dislike and which eventually worked it's way to
mutual pleasure.
Liza: And
they live happily ever after right?
Rush: Not
so fast. Ace and Alice do not have an easy path to love. They have to deal with
their egos and personal barriers first.
Liza: And
then they have their happily ever after?
Rush:
Sorry to say there's a looming threat just waiting for a moment to possess
Alice.
Liza:
Okay, now I'm worried. Open your covers and let me read.
Rush:
Sorry, no can do. Alice has put some recipes in here she does not wish to
share.
Liza: Not
a problem. I hate cooking. Now open up.
Rush:
Alice says doubly no now.
Liza: I'm
call Rebecca Royce if you don't open up your covers.
Rush: No
can do.
Liza:
Space Rep, find me a link to Amazon. They'll let me read the book.
Space
Rep: Sorry. It's not on Amazon yet.
Liza:
GRRRRRRR
Space
Rep: This isn't my fault!
Rush: She
sounds like she's incurred demon possession. Call Ace!
Space
Rep: No she's just growls when she doesn't get her way. Are you sure you can't
open your pages?
Rush: I'd
like to return to Rebecca now.
Space
Rep: Great. Now go
before Liza rips your pages out. She's like a 5 year old child when she doesn't
get her way.
Rush: A
five year old child. Dear God! I'm calling Ace for help.
Space
Rep: Just jump into the transponder and you'll be fine.
*sighs
with relief when door closes*
I better feed Liza, that usually makes her stop growling.
I better feed Liza, that usually makes her stop growling.
Liza: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I can't believe you didn't get to even read an excerpt!! So unfair. I tweeted.
ReplyDeleteMe either.
DeleteWonderful post! What did you get to eat??
ReplyDeletedark chocolate
Delete*Pages flutter*
ReplyDeleteSo good!
thanks.
*pages flutter*
DeleteThanks!